I'm going to post this in my livejournal account and my myspace
account tomorrow - so if you see this a few times - you're just going
to have to deal.

this evening my cell phone committed suicide. it jumped from my pocket
and dove head first into a swirling pool of water. and swish - it was
gone forever. really. yes - you understood that correctly - i managed
to flush my cell phone away. gone. forever. swimming with the fishes!

so here is the deal - i have a new phone on its way to me - i should
have it by tuesday. great news. annoying/bad news - i have NO ONES
phone numbers. don't take offence to it. i just don't know any of your
phone numbers by heart. i don't. i barely remember my own number...so
forgive me this. and if you ever want me to call you again - ever -
e-mail me your phone numbers. your cell phone numbers, your home
numbers, your work numbers. any number you want me to have so i can
call you. i'm really not kidding - if you don't send them my way - i
can not be faulted for never again calling you. you will revoke the
right to yell at me or lecture me on the meaning of friendship - when
you haven't heard from me in months. okay? OKAY!